What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

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Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

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Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

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Next, they tried...

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

No way

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..