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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:33

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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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Next, they tried...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..